Thursday, December 16, 2010

My Theory of Evolution

OK, so, I have read that Cro-Magnon man and Neanderthal existence overlapped, from a period of about 30,000 years ago until about 28,000 years ago. Neanderthal was the earlier of the two, and there remains much archaeological evidence for both early forms of homo-sapiens.

In addition, both Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal had larger brain sizes than modern Homo-Sapiens... Neanderthal, however, just seemed to disappear off the face of the earth about 28,000 years ago. There is no evidence to suggest that there was any conflict between Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal.

The theory is that Neanderthal died out, and that there is some "Missing Link" man that came into existence between this overlap period of 2,000 years. This Missing Link man is what eventually evolved into current Homo-Sapiens. Are we all following so far?

The problem is, there is absolutely no evidence of this Missing Link man. No skeletal remains, no tools or artifacts. We have to realize that we are looking at a MINISCULE portion of time here, less than 2,000 years, a mere blip in the history of the Earth and in evolution.

Still, NO evidence? And really, in the course of evolution, 2,000 years is just not enough time to make such a large leap as from Cro-Magnon to current Homo-Sapiens.

So what happened? 

Well, I happen to have a theory that it WAS in fact some alien life form, which visited Earth and then genetically engineered current Homo-Sapiens through cross-breeding.

I know that sounds rather out-there, but it would account for the lack of remains of Missing Link man, and the rapid and unexplained demise of Neanderthal.  I am guessing they only stayed about 10,000 years or so, when so-called "modern man" began to be aware of them, and that they were "different".

In addition, I would like to point out that modern man seems to be the only species on the planet unable to live in harmony with nature. We have to manipulate where our crops come from, instead of harvesting what is there naturally. We domesticate animals. And for shelter, we need to cut down or break up trees, rocks, etc., mix up clay to make bricks, and then put everything back together to form neat right angles and such.  ALIEN INFLUENCE!

Also, the earliest evidence of religion, an earlier form of Zoroastrianism, dates back to... You guessed it -- about 15,000 or 16,000 years ago. Even 7,000 years ago, there were writings describing early Zoroastrian thought, but about 5,500 years ago, this early religion was codified and somewhat streamlined into a monotheistic theology that is probably the origin of all modern religion.

If early man, though, never seemed to sense the presence of some higher power until this overlap of Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal, this too could be evidence of alien interference. Zoroastrianism maintains that there is a continual battle going on between "good" (order) and "evil" (chaos) that encompasses the entire UNIVERSE, and that man plays an active role in this conflict.

So, yeah, I think about 20,000 years ago, aliens landed and deemed Neanderthal biologically improbable. I believe that over a period of 2,000 years or so, they were systematically eliminated, and that Cro-Magnon man was chosen to interbreed with this more advanced form of life.

I think that this happens to explain why man made such a great evolutionary leap in a very short time, and it would also explain the absence of archaeological evidence of Missing Link man. He flew away in his spaceship!  I also believe that the origins of religion, and even the belief that a higher power inhabits the skies, are attributable to this visiting alien life form.

And oh, crap!  Someone just discovered where Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon actually co-existed.  There goes my theory!

1 comment:

  1. More holes in my theory at http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101227/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_israel_ancient_teeth

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