I can't help it -- some days my brain just thinks in Haiku. I figured I should take the weekend to be lighthearted, since I'm going to get all serious on you sometime next week... Here's a few Haiku to get your day going. Enjoy it while it's fresh (that, BTW, was a Haiku):
From now on I will; only post status updates; in Haiku. Say what?
This is Haiku-ku; So similar to Haiku; Only much weirder.
You got here yourself; No one asked you to listen; Do I displease? Good!
Geometry class; Can choose to submit Haiku; Instead of vocab.
DayQuil, oh DayQuil; My ode to bright orange slime; Still, it works wonders.
This one's for LouLou; I always sound like Shatner; When reading Haiku.
New hobby have I; Sounding ever like Yoda; For fun this I do.
Once upon a time; My participle dangling; I watch you wonder.
There is no rhyme for; ORANGES! However, I; Think porridge is close.
Help me, please help me; I can't stop writing Haiku; Valium calling!
Pythagorean; Takes up one whole Haiku line; Triangle does not.
Here, kitty kitty; Mama has something for you; tranquilizer dart.
Duuuuude, did you notice?; All our friends say things like that; Duuuuude! Now, where is my car...
If you speak only; in haiku for this one day; you will sound silly!
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